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murphmanfa:

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.[latimes]

Someone just wrote the best thing of their entire journalistic career.

In this episode of ‘Journalists are my favorite people,” …

murphmanfa:

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

Someone just wrote the best thing of their entire journalistic career.

In this episode of ‘Journalists are my favorite people,” …

Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum laude. And some of you are graduating thank you laude.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)

Bwahahahahahahahahaa. Also, how I feel about graduating. 

mypubliclands:

An amazing photo of the Absaroka Mountains in northwest Wyoming is provided by Gretchen Hurley, a geologist in the Cody Field Office, BLM-Wyoming. 

Wyoming. Le sigh. 

mypubliclands:

An amazing photo of the Absaroka Mountains in northwest Wyoming is provided by Gretchen Hurley, a geologist in the Cody Field Office, BLM-Wyoming. 

Wyoming. Le sigh. 

dark-rye:

There’s no better church than the church of the woods. It’s where all the gods live.

I went hiking at Volcanoes National Park last week, and I have to say … hymns and birdsongs sound a lot the same. 

dark-rye:

There’s no better church than the church of the woods. It’s where all the gods live.

I went hiking at Volcanoes National Park last week, and I have to say … hymns and birdsongs sound a lot the same. 

nprfreshair:

Because today is Mel Brooks day.

oldfilmsflicker:

Anne Bancroft on meeting Mel Brooks

Well, you know … hope springs eternal in the human heart. But, Mel Brooks sure as hell isn’t a bad consolation prize. 

current:


A Milwaukee second-grader recently wrote to Joe Biden with an idea to limit gun violence. “Dear Vice President Biden, I have a great idea to help make our country safer, better and the best,” Myles, a student at Downtown Montessori Academy, proposed. “I think guns should shoot out chocolate bullets. Then no one will get killed and no one will be sad.”
Biden wrote back, endorsing the concept. “I really like your idea,” Biden’s note reads. ”If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy.”

Joe Biden: the actual best.

This is why my best friend and I have already decided to be a in a polyamorous relationship with Joe Biden. 

current:

A Milwaukee second-grader recently wrote to Joe Biden with an idea to limit gun violence. “Dear Vice President Biden, I have a great idea to help make our country safer, better and the best,” Myles, a student at Downtown Montessori Academy, proposed. “I think guns should shoot out chocolate bullets. Then no one will get killed and no one will be sad.”

Biden wrote back, endorsing the concept. “I really like your idea,” Biden’s note reads. ”If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy.”

Joe Biden: the actual best.

This is why my best friend and I have already decided to be a in a polyamorous relationship with Joe Biden. 

I’m not saying I’d go to that length, but like, I’m pretty passionate about dessert. 

Who is this guy? Why is he so awesome? Why have I not heard of him before? 

I love everything about this, including Aasif Mandvi’s face and the man at the end loving what he does. And that he says, ‘dude or dudette.’ I love everything about this. 

papermag:

Awesome Ringo GIF bomb. [via Julia Segal]

Among other accomplishments, I really hope that one day I’ll achieve a life-altering photo/GIF bomb. That would be pretty great. 

papermag:

Awesome Ringo GIF bomb. [via Julia Segal]

Among other accomplishments, I really hope that one day I’ll achieve a life-altering photo/GIF bomb. That would be pretty great. 

choosechoice:

comingoutjournal:

From Advocate:

Great news!

Yayayayayayayayayayay!!!

Well, the times - they are a-changing. 

GPOCongress. 

inothernews:

HOOT CAMP  An adult owl searches for food to feed its brood of hungry owlets on a farm in Lancashire, England.  (Photo: Austin Thomas / Caters via The Telegraph)

Busy owl can’t talk to you. Busy owl is busy. 
It occurs to me that other people, like my best friend, post meaningful content on their blogs. And I’m like, OHMYGOD puppies and owls. Also, OHMYGOD puppies and owls!

inothernews:

HOOT CAMP  An adult owl searches for food to feed its brood of hungry owlets on a farm in Lancashire, England.  (Photo: Austin Thomas / Caters via The Telegraph)

Busy owl can’t talk to you. Busy owl is busy. 

It occurs to me that other people, like my best friend, post meaningful content on their blogs. And I’m like, OHMYGOD puppies and owls. Also, OHMYGOD puppies and owls!